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Hi, I'm NicoleI'm a rubbish cook, I'm shaped like a teletubbie and my decorating style is loosely based on the Ikea catalogue. I swear a bit and inspirational quotes make my eye twitch. I'll never use an apostrophe incorrectly, and I really like ironing. If you still want to be friends, welcome!
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Twitter - my first love
Out of nowhere my 12yo daughter has whipped her training bra out the sleeve of her school uniform. I don't think I've ever been so proud.
OMG the post-date interviews are a whole new kind of awkward. #FirstDatesAU
Why hasn’t anyone told me that #FirstDatesAU is telly gold??
Watching @GoggleboxAU. 11yo daughter says ET looks like a steak.
.@auspost said “oh, 1941. So you’re 75. Maybe you should think about a 5 year passport instead of 10 years.” NOT COOL.
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Right. Reunion Part 2. It’s going to be hard to top Pettifleur losing her mind at the end of last week’s show, but I have ...
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Reunion Part 1! What a time to be alive! Let’s not waste any time. I love the whole arrivals things. It’s like the anti-red carpet, where ...
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Well that was the fastest 11 weeks in history. Why can’t the first 11 weeks of say, pregnancy, go that fast? Or the school holidays? ...