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Hi, I'm NicoleI'm a rubbish cook, I'm shaped like a teletubbie and my decorating style is loosely based on the Ikea catalogue. I swear a bit and inspirational quotes make my eye twitch. I'll never use an apostrophe incorrectly, and I really like ironing. If you still want to be friends, welcome!
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How do they learn each others’ names so quickly? I only have 2 kids and struggle to remember their names. #SurvivorAU
The fact that I want to punch Ak in the throat in the first 15 minutes must be some kind of record. #SurvivorAU
Oh thank God. I was worried no-one would remember to book the horse & carriage. #yummymummies
Again with the plastic coat hangers! #yummymummies
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Right. Reunion Part 2. It’s going to be hard to top Pettifleur losing her mind at the end of last week’s show, but I have ...
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Reunion Part 1! What a time to be alive! Let’s not waste any time. I love the whole arrivals things. It’s like the anti-red carpet, where ...
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Well that was the fastest 11 weeks in history. Why can’t the first 11 weeks of say, pregnancy, go that fast? Or the school holidays? ...