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Hi, I'm NicoleI'm a rubbish cook, I'm shaped like a teletubbie and my decorating style is loosely based on the Ikea catalogue. I swear a bit and inspirational quotes make my eye twitch. I'll never use an apostrophe incorrectly, and I really like ironing. If you still want to be friends, welcome!
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Bless, here's Gamble and both her hair colours. #RHOMelbourne
There's a big difference between *being* a solicitor and *practicing* as a solicitor Venus. #RHOMelbourne
It's the 8th Housewive! Hi Ben! #RHOMelbourne
Lydia's winged eyeliner is ON POINT. #RHOMelbourne
My son: Gina looks like someone from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. #RHOMelbourne
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Right. Reunion Part 2. It’s going to be hard to top Pettifleur losing her mind at the end of last week’s show, but I have ...
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Reunion Part 1! What a time to be alive! Let’s not waste any time. I love the whole arrivals things. It’s like the anti-red carpet, where ...
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Well that was the fastest 11 weeks in history. Why can’t the first 11 weeks of say, pregnancy, go that fast? Or the school holidays? ...